When I told neighbours Dave and Marian that I was a nudist, they asked if we had pampas grass in our garden. I said no then asked why we should. Marian said everybody knows that pampas grass is a sign that the house’s occupants are swingers.
After I had explained the difference between nudists and swingers, I wondered if there was a plant or shrub which indicated that the owners were nudists. Assuming that there isn’t, can any of the brains assembled here think of what would be appropriate? And does anyone have pampas grass?